Don't care who you are, this is funny... FREE KITTENS

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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

- Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney. What do you have in the basket? he asked.
- Kittens, little Suzy said.
- How old are they? asked Romney.
- They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet, Suzy replied.
- And what kind of kittens are they?
- Republicans, answered Suzy with a smile.

Romney was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the Romney should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

A couple of seconds later, President Obama pulled up, taking a welcome rest from chasing Romeny on the campaign trail...

- Hi there little girl, I'm the President. What do you have in the basket? he asked.
- Kittens, little Suzy said.
- How old are they? asked Obama.
- They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet, Suzy replied.
- And what kind of kittens are they?
- Democrats, answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the President should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when no less than two motorcades pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Romney and the President got out of their limos and walked over to little Suzy.

- Hello, again, Romney said, I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away, looking smugly at Obama.

- Why, said the President, I was gonna ask you that very same question, Suzy...What kind of kittens are they?
- Well, Suzy said, they're just kittens.

Taken by surprise, the Romney stammered,
- But...but...yesterday, you told me they were Republicans.

- What!, the President exclaimed. He clearly was taken aback for a moment, but quickly recovered and said,
- But yesterday, you told me they were Democrats...

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today their eyes are wide open..."
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