Zelensky's Song
I banged out tunes with my virile tool
as a popular porno-comic
but now I'm just a goddamn fool
destroying my country in ways demonic.
I travel around the US and Europe
whose taxpayers give me billions.
This lets me send countless men to their deaths
while from the top, I skim off millions.
I've bought a mansion in Florida
where my wife and I will soon retire
The suckers can go on attacking Russia
in this CIA-made war-for-hire.
We shelled the Russian-speaking region
for eight years—15 thousand dead!
Our neo-Nazi government
means half our population has fled
(and now I'm starting to lose street cred).
We wanted to put our nuclear missiles
right up near Russia's border
where our bio-labs make lethal germs—
but Putin wouldn't allow the slaughter.
He's such a meanie—He's a dumb weenie.
He wants to invade the UK!
It says so in the New York Times
but we won't let Vlad get his way.
We've lost a half a million troops
so I say 37,000.
It's hard to keep the numbers straight
when I'm so busy carousing.
This is my song. I've done no wrong
except to destroy my nation.
I almost made peace in Istanbul
but Boris Johnson nixed it...damnation!
I'm Volodymyr Zelensky.
They call me The Poison Dwarf.
The West uses me as a battering-ram
but I can't even make the Russian Bear cough.
I'm Volodymyr Zelensky.
I might blow up the whole world
while my master, Joseph Biden,
sniffs the head of a 12-year-old girl.
(The presstitutes cover up for Joe.
It ain't "All The News That's Fit To Print".)
Obama's getting his third term as Prez
during the puppet/usurper's stint.
I've destroyed Ukraine, but the pay is good
and soon I shall retire
and Ukraine will hopefully be ruled
by another CIA stooge-for-hire.
If you believe all the propaganda
about "freedom & democracy"
then you've been brainwashed by the media.
You're not one-tenth as smart as me!
I'm Volodymyr Velensky
a.k.a. The Poison Dwarf.
Soon I'll be dining with Bill and Hillary
in the ritzy, classy Waldorf.
She was Secretary of State
and helped Obama start the war.
I'm hoping she'll be your next President.
She'd make a useful Deep State whore.
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